Austin mentioned that a few turds commented on my posts being “too edgy”. He didn’t name names, and I didn’t ask. It doesn’t matter…..I do think it’s idiotic that I have to stifle my writing because some cyclo-puritans are ultra sensitive.
That being said, this is not my site. I don’t want to drag Austin’s good name through the mud due to my insistence to use genital references and motorized wheelchair analogies.
The question is this: Will I wallow in the verbal pool of mediocrity and general lack of comedic content? Or, do I move on, brandishing my cherished HULKAMANIA bandana, middle fingers blazing and Black Flag blaring? Unfortunately I’m not that cool, but for the record I think a bandana on a dude is about as awkward as a guy wearing a thong. Completely pointless and revolting yet you are still staring at an ass, but I digress…..
Maybe I’ll do some product reviews on brake pads, or better yet, write a riveting expose on the Performance Bike Store return policy. If you want garbage subscribe to “Bicycling Magazine”. Seriously though….If you don’t want to read what I write, don’t read it; or better yet post a response about how you disagree with me. I will probably retort with vengeance and attack all your insecurities in less than a paragraph, but it’s still worth a try.
In conclusion, please understand that Austin does not share the same opinions and views as myself. He has a dresser drawer chocked full of men’s thongs and Jimmy Buffett bandanas.
Thatdidnt take long
I read it twice before i realized “THAT” is a link.
well done.
Nice catch red rocket…
Rusty- I like your rants, keep them coming.
Whoever complained…Buy one of these http://store.ronniejohns.com/?show_product=HTFU
And heed it’s advice.
Should we re-instate Rusty in full orneriness mode?
Yes or No.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rusty is not even in the same league as the Suicide King. Dump Rusty more of SK.
Well, this is an equal opportunity website so I’m more than happy to give Suicide King a bit of space to write as he pleases. Just drop me an email and I’ll discuss how we can get you set up.
Yes.
Sometimes it’s nice to stir the trough.
I believe in free speech/free press. Therefore, I would like to say that ‘Rusty’ is the biggest prick I’ve read thus far. Patrick O’Grady wannabe. No writing skills, no talent, piece of crap.
But, keep his articles on the site. Makes me smile knowing that there is somebody out there who really is a bigger douche than myself.
the above is absolutely ridiculous. 5:1 dezert1 voted for Obama
Check that…He may be a Nader supporter.
Rusty is the only reason i tune into this website. maybe you should pull your thumb out of your mouth and man up. a little dig on Earth day should hurt your feelings its a joke.