I’ve been sorting through a barrage of “Earth Day” spam mail from friends, family and others that I don’t really give two shits about. I just can’t fathom what compels others to send me “Earth Day” related email garbage!
Just because I ride a bicycle doesn’t mean I soak my manhood in patchouli oil and design jewelry out of dog feces and discarded soda cans. I don’t send the dude that cuts my hair a bouquet of carnations and some lip gloss on “Gay and Lesbian Day” (not that there is anything wrong with that).
The point is, some people make assumptions that because I ride a bike I’m on a crusade to topple the lavish spendthrift society we have haphazardly designed. Don’t get me wrong, I recycle, I bring my own grocery bags, and I urinate in my neighbors lawn, but this doesn’t make me anymore eco-friendly than Lee Iacocca.
My contribution to earth day will be to forward (or recycle) all the email trash to the “garbage men” of the cycling community at http://azfixed.com/ .
Suck it hippies!
RUSTY CHAIN
He spare’s no one folks…
By the way, I was hoping you would do the fixed gear race last Sunday…
I hope your bike has good brakes. You are descending on a very slippery slope.
rusty,
is it shimano, campy, or sram? or is it some sort of aftermarket brake? maybe even something homemade that we’ve never even heard of?
we will need to know this in order to determine if your brakes are adequate enough for a slippery slope.
austin, why didnt you do the fixed gear race? just wondering.
Way to go! I’m so sick of this whole global warming/green obsession with all these lefties. Next thing you know they will be taxing us for breathing (a major source of carbon dioxide). Keep fighting!